So I'm sitting on the sofa today and I think "hmm. I want some gum." I go get my gum from my purse and, since he was standing there next to me, I offer Mike a piece. He accepts and proceeds to chew his gum. I'm chewing my gum and I look over at him. He's looking at me funny. Then he blows air out of his nose, kinda forcefully and I look at him like "what the fuck are you doing?" and I say "Um... you okay?" And he does it again except this time something FLIES OUT OF HIS NOSE and bounces on my sofa with a solid "THUNK"! I'm horrified. I make the "I'm horrified" face. Mike starts laughing hysterically. I say "you are so NASTY" and then "gross, Mike. SO gross" and he's still laughing. In between his fits he says "your face!! *laughing, laughing, laughing* YOUR FACE!!" and I just glare at him and tell him how awful he is. Then I say "well, did you pick it up? You'd better pick it up" and he does... and shows me it was his gum wrapper. *blinks* My husband stuck a gum wrapper up his nose and, more importantly, SHOT IT OUT OF HIS NOSE, just to get me to make a face. What kind of man does this stuff? That'd be Mike.