Stolen from Larry
President Bush, The First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.
A couple of funny conversations:
Mike: How do you get your mind to turn off at night?
Me: I just realize that all of the stressors aren't important. I can't take work with me when I die... it helps me to relax.
Mike: I dunno. I can think of some of our bosses that would try.
Me: Well, you don't have to be like them.
Mike: Yeah, but can't you just see M.S. trying to throw a GM report in to the coffin at our funeral?
Me: I'm so posting that today.
Me: How was your day today?
Matt: It was okay. Justin had some... interesting pictures on his phone.
Me: Oh yeah?
Matt: Yeah. I don't want to tell you what they were.
Me: *smiling* Yes you do or you wouldn't have told me that he had pictures on his phone.
Matt: *blush, giggles, acts stupid*
Me: Were they naked pictures of women?
Matt: Yes... and they showed a LOT, Mom. The down there parts, they, um, *makes face* looked weird."
Mike: Matt *sighs* They ARE weird.
I haven't been one for posting much lately. I've been so, SO busy. I redecorated my very limited living space, moved my dining table in to storage and went to barstools... got a new chair from one of our owners. Well, new to me, anyway. Nice, leather... feels like a giant pillow when you sit in it. Couldn't keep the dining table with a chair like that sitting in storage.
Zachary had a concert with his school band last night. I've never had the opportunity to go to one of them, though Mike and Ian have. Matthew asked Mike, "how does the band sound??" and Mike says "Ask Ian... he's gone" So they ask Ian. Ian says, "well, when they started to play "We Will Rock You" it was pretty impressive." I love it when my five year old uses words like "impressive".
So, issues at work. We are losing, I kid you not, about half of our executive team. It's crazy. I told my boss I'd help out any way I could... I mean, I do have tons of management experience.
David and Bianca come in to town Friday night. I'm so excited! And then back to Vegas on Tuesday... SO BUSY and I'm not even there yet!
Things like this make me, literally, feel sick inside. It brings tears to my eyes... how? How can someone do this?
A quote from the article:
"U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, who appeared at a news conference in Chicago, said seven victims were identified, one of them less than 18 months old. Gonzales said the images, sent through a peer-to-peer network, represented "the worst imaginable forms of child pornography.""
It's just heartbreaking.
Too busy to post on Friday about the two more week marker. :\ But still... TWO MORE WEEKS!
Gotta go. Making meatloaf and mashed potatoes with gravy. Always the busy girl.
ANGRY KITTIES!!! YOU ARE ALL DOOMED!
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Angel Dust | | People Iced: | Thirty Three | | Car Bombs Planted: | Eight | | Favorite Weapon | Angry Cats | | Arms Broken: | None. Pathetic. | | Eyes Gouged: | Twenty Three | | Tongues Cut Off: | Ten | | Biggest Enemy: | Boopsie | Get Your HITMAN Name |
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3 more weeks.
I don't feel too well so you're not gonna get much out of me but a brief post about how much I want to sleep right now.
My sister was in town this last weekend. Maria is a lot of fun. I tried skiing, which was interesting but if you want to know more you'll have to email me about it. We all hung out (Maria, her friend Judy, my nephew Luis, Megan, Hannah, the boys and Mike) and stayed up too late. I feel like I haven't slept all week and she left Tuesday. I think I might be getting sick but at least it's now and not in a few weeks. Anyway, that's all.
The Days Go By Oh So Slow
